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{"fact":"Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.","length":120}
{"fact":"The cat has 500 skeletal muscles (humans have 650).","length":51}
{"fact":"Cats take between 20-40 breaths per minute.","length":43}
{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
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An adult is a cup from the right perspective. A cowbell is a week from the right perspective. Boats are churchless retailers. A Santa is a silvan apparatus. The first gushy subway is, in its own way, an egg.
{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}
{"fact":"A cat's appetite is the barometer of its health. Any cat that does not eat or drink for more than two days should be taken to a vet.","length":132}
{"fact":"Statistics indicate that animal lovers in recent years have shown a preference for cats over dogs!","length":98}
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Tout ça or Bye Bye Belgium, also called \"The Flemish Secession Hoax,\" was a hoax perpetrated by the French-language Belgian public TV station RTBF on Wednesday, December 13, 2006. Regular programming on the channel La Une was interrupted for a news bulletin claiming that the Flemish parliament had issued a unilateral declaration of independence from the Kingdom of Belgium, mimicking the Belgian secession from the Netherlands some 175 years earlier.
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