{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
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Elberton is an unincorporated community on the north fork of the Palouse River northeast of Colfax and northwest of Palouse in Whitman County, Washington, United States. Due to the town's disincorporation in the 1960s, and a low-level population, it is also classified as a ghost town.
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{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
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