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{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}
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Kim McQuilken is an American former professional football quarterback in the National Football League (NFL) for the Atlanta Falcons and Washington Redskins and the USFL with the Washington Federals. His business career includes over 20 years as a football color commentator on radio and TV and two decades as a senior sales and marketing executive with Ted Turner's Turner Broadcasting System.
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Michael Ryan Lobel is a Canadian editor, director, actor and musician. He is best known for playing the role of Jay Hogart in the teen drama Degrassi: The Next Generation as well as his work as picture editor of the HBO Max series Detention Adventure.
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